When fat people start dancing, and especially when they really start enjoying doing that (which shows when the amount of time they spend in air – because of excessive jumping during the dance movements, exceeds the amount of time they spend on the floor), the attention shifts from their dance steps to the floor. Yes, you want people to be happy. And yes, you know when people are happy, they might dance. But if they are fat, they better control. No one is denying fat men and women the right to shake their asses. But can they please keep it at that and stop jumping on the ground?
This was just so mean of me. A post after so many days and me expressing my weird views on fat people dancing? What’s wrong? But they still shouldn’t jump so much, should they?
I have this feeling that someone fat is going to come to my dreams today and start jumping all over me, the frequency and intensity going up every second – me starting to bleed under the force, the impulse, the momentum, the mass into the velocity – me shouting out loud for apologies for this post – tha fat person not listening at all – totally lost in music and the dance. Bloody dance. Stop dancing. Please. Dance, but stop jumping at least. Stop. Stop. Stop.